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One day, I recieved a few text messages from some angry oxen eating tomatoes, They explained to me that they were upset because they heard I started a rumor that oxen liked berries. Which I didn't.

So they asked me to meet them in the feilds. Once I arrived the oxen began to chase me like there was no tomorow. I tried to calm them down and explain that I did not start that terrible rumor. But they just got even more upset.

I tried to run in a zig-zag motion thinking the oxen could not detect my movement. But they did and began to throw loaves of bread at me. The bacteria on the bread tripped me and I fell into a bunch of canoes. You could record data on how much it hurt.

I'n conclusion, out of no where in the bright purple sky the heroes arrived. It consisted of Batman, Superman, and Spiderman. It made all the oxen stop chasing me and take out thier camera phones, and started recording videos. This distraction saved lves. Including mine. Then I woke up from this crazy dream!!